Category: 2012 Movies
‘Django’ Fuck Yourself: Oscar’s Also-Rans
Dancing On My Own: A ‘Girl’ & A Creep Mash Up Manhattan
‘Cosmopolis’: Not An Aphrodisiac
In What World Is ‘Argo’ A Better Movie Than ‘Zero Dark Thirty’?
Broken Lovers: ‘The Sessions,’ ‘Amour,’ & ‘Rust And Bone’
Swept Away: ‘The Impossible’ Is My Kind Of Disaster
Hit Or ‘Mis’: Hooper’s Musical Alternately Sinks And Soars
This Is ‘Thirty’: A Bittersweet End To The Darkest Tale Of Our Times
‘Holy’ Hell: A Surreal Limo Ride With Murder, Mo-Cap & Minogue
‘Silver’ & Gold: A Kooky Romcom Aims To Woo The Academy
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