“Drunk Text”

Every once in awhile, a song comes along that defines a generation. For my generation, Manufactured Superstars’ “Drunk Text” featuring Paris Hilton is that song.

Kim Novak Was Raped By ‘The Artist’

The Artist has emerged in the Oscar race as the feel-good frontrunner for Best Picture. It’s a silent romantic comedy featuring a delightful international cast and a cute puppy, and even though its protagonist contemplates suicide in a melodramatic, over-the-top silent movie way, overall it’s a happy-go-lucky film. Who could hate The Artist? Well, Kim […]

Lindsay Lohan Or Amanda Lepore?

So, at long last, we can finally see Lindsay Lohan naked. (Is this really a first? ‘Cause I could’ve sworn…) Anyway. Lindsay’s body is, needless to say, just fine in her new Playboy spread. My question is: why did she feel the urge to look like transgender New York City nightlife personality Amanda Lepore? (Fair […]

Ke$ha Wants Your Beard In Her Mouth. (Really.)

Here is Ke$ha’s latest video, “Put Your Beard In My Mouth” — which is not in any way a euphemism. It features Ke$ha literally putting a variety of facial hair of all shapes and sizes into her mouth. (I imagine she’ll start a separate blog for pics of herself coughing up hairballs.) The vid also […]

Britney Spears Is Fucking Thirty.

Yesterday was Britney Spears’ birthday. Happy birthday, Britney! No. Wait. Miserable birthday. You’re 30.

Shake Me ‘Til You Wake Me From This Bad Dream.

From the Vault: My short-lived shared blog with Justin Luke, Said Panties, in which we would riff on the same topic. This entry was all about the one and only Justin Bieber. You can find Mr. Luke’s post on same here. Mine is below. Oh, Justin. I knew I’d meet you in my blogs eventually. […]

Beyonce: “Oh Baby!”

This is just the most oddly funny and awkward thing I have seen in at least three days.

Bowling With Bruno Mars: My Interview

From the Vault: My interview with Bruno Mars last fall, just before his album was released. We went bowling at Lucky Strike! Originally posted on Idolator. If music were bowling, Bruno Mars would be scoring strike after strike lately. His first solo single is #1 on the charts, the F-bomb-laden track he co-penned with Cee-Lo […]

Wiz Khalifa: My Interview

From the Vault: My interview with Wiz Khalifa for Idolator. Originally posted on March 29, 2011. Wiz Khalifa currently has the #1 song on iTunes, “No Sleep”, and it’s safe to say his debut full-length album, Rolling Papers — out today! — will waft toward the top of the charts as well. We can think […]

Welcome to the City.

It’s that time of year again — Oscar season. All the Damn Good movies (and their wannabe ilk) are coming out. I know I’ll be talking about it. Thinking about it. Writing about it. I figure I may as well have a place to gather all that. Here is that place. My aims are simple […]