D-Day is here. Will you remember where you were when Disney launched its very own streaming service and utterly annihilated the rest of the entertainment on planet Earth?
Read More Zero To Hero: The Correct Ranking Of Every Walt Disney Animated FeatureFew movies speak to my sensibilities better than Paul Thomas Anderson’s Magnolia does. I love auteurs, especially those who write their movies. I also love filmmakers who utilize music to great effect — not just score, but soundtrack, too. I love ambition and the bucking of convention. I love an unpredictable turn of events that […]
Read More “But It Did Happen” (#62)“Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.” Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here! Does the fact that Jurassic Park is celebrating its 25th anniversary this month make you feel like a dinosaur? Or does the impending release of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom have you ready to RRRUUUUNNN toward the nearest cineplex all over […]
Read More “Life, Uh, Finds A Way” (#42)“You can be blasé about some things, Rose… but not about Titanic.”
Read More “The Water Is Freezing And There Aren’t Enough Boats” (#30)“Hey, everyone — Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!”
Read More “Businesswoman’s Special” (#15)“Think I’ll go for a walk outside now, The summer sun’s calling my name…”
Read More “Now I’ll Never Be A Teen Model!” (#11)Hello, Sidney. Do you like scary movies? What’s your favorite scary movie?
Read More “Some Wes Carpenter Flick” (#7)“But there are no cats in America And the streets are paved with cheese. Oh, there are no cats in America So set your mind at ease…”
Read More “Welcome To Being Dead” (#5)Hold on to something! The When We Were Young podcast’s pilot episode glances back at everyone’s favorite cow-tossing summer blockbuster, Twister, to see if the windiest divorce drama of all time holds up 20 years later.
Read More “We Got Cows!” (#1)We’ve now aired multiple episodes of the When We Were Young podcast, which means it’s officially time to start uselessly ranking things. That’s right — because I am a millennial (barely), I am obsessed with ranking things that are not terribly similar in any way, and chances are, you are obsessed with it, too. (Thanks, […]
Read More When We Were Young: The Best Pop Culture Of The 80s & 90sSteven Spielberg is the most popular, successful, and recognizable filmmaker of all time. He has more films in the AFI 100 than any other director. Adjusted for inflation, four films he directed are in the top 25 highest-grossing of all time (five if you give him credit for Jurassic World). His worldwide grosses are almost […]
Read More An Indisputable Ranking Of Every Steven Spielberg Movie, From Fine To PhenomenalI saw Oz The Great And Powerful earlier this week, and I am pleased to report that it is only a minor desecration of my childhood.
Read More Return To ‘Oz’: A Minor Desecration Of My Childhood
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