“Deck Them Halls And All That Stuff” (#31)

“Can you play ‘Jingle Bells’?” (Schroeder plays “Jingle Bells.”) “No, no. I mean ‘Jingle Bells’! Deck them halls and all that stuff?” (Schroeder plays “Jingle Bells.”) “No, no. You don’t get it at all. I mean ‘Jingle Bells’! You know, Santa Claus and ho-ho-ho and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls?” (Schroeder plays “Jingle Bells.”) […]

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The Assassination Of Valerie Cherish: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Faces The Critics”

“No one? Really? Not ‘no one,’ Mark, because I believed in me. I’m not no one. That’s not nice. Maybe you don’t think I’m someone, but I have a birth certificate that says I am. Maybe you should talk to the Television Academy, ’cause they think I’m someone. Okay? They think I’m someone!”

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