Every generation gets the Batman it deserves, and ours is hands-down the best to ever glower down at us from the big screen — Michael Keaton’s scowling, brooding Caped Crusader, and his equally brooding (but also very neurotic) take on orphaned playboy Bruce Wayne. Early in his career, Tim Burton controversially cast everyman Keaton as […]
Read More “This Town Needs An Enema!” (#66)* based on absolutely no criteria whatsoever In continuation of yesterday’s list of The 25 Best Fucking Christmas Songs, here are the rest…
Read More Not Tonight, Santa: The 25 Best Fucking Christmas Songs* (Vol. 2)*based on absolutely no criteria whatsoever. Ah, December. The one time of year you can listen to the most terrible music on Earth, and no one can judge you for it. If you’re like me — and let’s face it, you’re probably not, because I am one odd duck — then most holiday music probably […]
Read More Not Tonight, Santa: The 25 Best Fucking Christmas Songs* (Vol. 1)
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