Zero To Hero: The Correct Ranking Of Every Walt Disney Animated Feature

D-Day is here. Will you remember where you were when Disney launched its very own streaming service and utterly annihilated the rest of the entertainment on planet Earth?

“Shining, Shimmering, Splendid” (#69)

This write-up will be especially brief, since I have a much longer Disney post inspired by my rewatching of these films for the podcast. There were no great surprises in the first half of the Disney Renaissance — 1989’s The Little Mermaid, 1991’s Beauty And The Beast, 1992’s Aladdin, and 1994’s The Lion King — […]

“Who Is The Fairest One Of All?” (#61)

It’s slightly insane that we go through two and a half years of a podcast on things we enjoyed when we were young without covering any Disney movies. (Though we did discuss the Mouse House back in Episode #6, which was about Disney pop singles a la Peabo Bryson’s “A Whole New World.”) Nowadays, Disney […]

“I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn That Way” (#14)

“Is there nothing that can permeate that impervious puss?”

“Song As Old As Rhyme” (#6)

“Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly. Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast…”

Top Ten Films: 2015

“Inspired by the true stories of daring women.”

Nice Is Different Than Good: ‘The Babadook’ & ‘Into The Woods’

Into the woods To sell a film They don’t care how The time is now.

Top Ten Films: 2010

As a film school graduate, I’m afraid I have an obligation to take entertainment way too seriously. That’s why, when awards season rolls around, I can’t help but partake in the senseless, arbitrary, and totally nerdy critic’s pastime of ranking all the films I saw and compiling a Top Ten List. And since 2011’s award […]