“Businesswoman’s Special” (#15)
“Hey, everyone — Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!”
Read More “Businesswoman’s Special” (#15)“Hey, everyone — Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!”
Read More “Businesswoman’s Special” (#15)(A “Then & Now” perspective.) This Top 10 is actually a 20, because sometimes ten just isn’t enough. Actually, it’s because that’s how I wrote it back when it was originally published a decade ago, and if I’m bothering to re-post it I may as well re-post the whole thing, right?
Read More Top Ten Films: 2005“It’s HBO. Not that many people are gonna see it.”
Read More The Price Of Stardom: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Gets What She Really Wants”“No one? Really? Not ‘no one,’ Mark, because I believed in me. I’m not no one. That’s not nice. Maybe you don’t think I’m someone, but I have a birth certificate that says I am. Maybe you should talk to the Television Academy, ’cause they think I’m someone. Okay? They think I’m someone!”
Read More The Assassination Of Valerie Cherish: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Faces The Critics”“I don’t know what kind of candy you’re making, but I’m a coal miner!”
Read More No Good: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Saves The Show”“I got you, Gingersnaps.”
Read More Network Jizz: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Is Brought To Her Knees”“Nice to meet you, Jane Benson, Jewish lesbian with an Oscar!”
Read More Hogging The Bogart: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Tries To Get Yesterday Back”“Well, I’m mad. And this is about to get messy.”
Read More Tender Loving Cherish: ‘The Comeback’ // “Valerie Makes A Pilot”